Jack

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Eyeless Jack is a pedophile punching bag character in the Crackhouse universe. He's usually the one who immortalizes events and tags along to everything despite no one asking him to.

Backstory
He joined Crackhouse in 2018 through one of his friends Drunky (No longer part of the server). He joined vc-s when some people were around but never spoke as he was scared to. He did usually adapt to whatever the fuck was going on and started using "mfw" after every message like everyone else. He spent more and more time talking to them and eventually became a core part of this so called "friend"-group. 2018's Friendgroup consisted of John, Dean, Frozn, Morshu, Wumbo, Hamsy and Jack. He took a liking to the ridicilous events that took place, memeing about current news, posting images from 4chan and mostly just screaming while playing games. Mostly Jack liked everyone on the discord at first but as he became the "go to bully" guy of the server he started disliking Espurr and Morshu the most. Later on in 2019 when Snow joined the server he didn't hate him at first because I didn't really talk with him at all. Later on when Snow became more comfortable with the friendgroup Jack started hating him too. As his skin became thicker he started becomming more and more used to this everyday hostality because he decided to pay the price of this in exchange of having fun every now and then. After one of the Divisons when Hamsy decided to make a server instead of using John's he took part in going there. After a while in 2020 he decided to go to Dean's server which became the main hub in the current era. He started not reacting to baits and getting too angry too fast shortly before 2020. Now he is a part of the main group. He cancelled Summer Saturdays 2 indirectly.

Memories
The youtube channel he immortalized Crackhouse's events (mostly)

Eyeless Jack

Reality Wars Cameo
Ever since the first mention of Fortressnauts: Reality Wars Jack has been begging Wumbo to release more trailers for this amazing film he was making. He reacted to every single Trailer ever made about it and he was freaking out because he was starring in it. His SFM Lifeform made it into Fortressnauts: Reality Wars. It made his day.

Jack's Campaign
Jack started a campaign and more so a trend called #BringBackWumboPlaza. The goal was to get Wumbo motivated enough to bring back the old TF2 Server where history was written, called Wumbo Plaza. He was really ambitious with this one, not something you see often. You can check more out by watching the "A Quest." video on Eyeless Jack's Youtube Channel.

Dean
My belt >

Morshu
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Frozn
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Espurr
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Snow
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Wumbo
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Grace (Lady Grace)
Lady Grace, It has been many weeks now since I last recieved a normal word from you.

I fear I may have been too forthcoming in my request for dates.

I'm not like the other gentlemen out there, I'm just as intrigued by your mind as I am in the dates I have previously requested.

If you do accept my invite to a date, that would be splendid, but also if I am to recieve no answers, then that is also satisfactory.

Honestly it is completely out of character for me to request a date from a lady this early, It's just not my thing.

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Kram
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Jasmine
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