Wumbo/morphflash/jayk

" 'HUH?' "

Wumbo serves as one of the protagonists of the Crackhouse storyline. He's known to be neutral about every little thing that goes on in the group, or in life in general.

Although, he doesn't mind partaking in a little chaos just to get a good laugh, sometimes being the direct cause of it.

Appearance
Wumbo first appears in the short film, "Summer Fridays." He's was first seen as an immature, loud idiot that just loved to have fun and get fucked up on alcohol and drugs. Overtime he's matured a lot throughout the years and calmed down due to not wanting to end up on the streets and/or dead.

He also has random instances of disappearing for awhile, but will show up just to check in and make sure everything hasn't fallen apart yet. This causes a disaster to form for unknown reason.

Abilities
He's shown to have an extremely high alcohol tolerance. In Winter Sundays, he drank 3 jars of moonshine and only got a slight buzz.

As already mentioned, he remains neutral about everything; as either he doesn't give a shit, or he'd rather do something else completely unrelated that needs his attention.

His OCD gives him subconscious control of reality. He's able to make events that he has intrusive thoughts about more than likely to happen. Although most of the events turn out to be negative, they sometimes have a more positive outcome in the end without him realizing it. See Reality War for more context.

He has the ability to change his voice. Around the Crackhouse, he can sound as white as he possibly can, or even extremely robotic. Around his actual friends, he can pull off his iconic New York accent.

His body refuses to get a full nights sleep without melatonin, so he can only take naps. He will never find a good use for this.

He's the cliché token minority in his friend groups, except everyone can (or he thinks they can) tolerate him.

Dean
Gets along well with him. Believes that they're both similar in some aspects.

Brett
They started off on good terms, but throughout the Dog Days arc there was a visible decrease after Brett offered Wumbo to live with him, then went down further after Brett found out he was trying cocaine. Wumbo has since split off from Brett with Frozn.

Morshu
Wumbo and Morshu became good friends during the Trendy Arc after the Trendy Dude video blew up. Since then, they have both collaborated with each other for "Winter Sundays."

Frozn
Wumbo's son. Yang. Both are extremely similar in personality, though both have key differences. One's white and is very chaotic. Has agreed to let his black dad live in his head as he becomes the IRL Doomslayer.

Espurr
Wumbo finds Espurr to be funny, mainly because of the chaos he causes.

Snow
These two don't talk to each other much, but they appear to not have any issues with one another.

Kram
Wumbo's coke dealer. Although fails most of the time because it gets stolen. Detroit moment.

Alena
Wumbo's girlfriend. Met during the Dog Days arc in 2012 before he met everyone else. Both of them are confused as to how they ended up having a 100% white son, despite the both of them being mixed.

Jasmine
One of Wumbo's fellow New Yorker friends. She was first introduced in 2019 & occasionally pops in to say "Hi" to everyone.

Hamsy
Wumbo just wants Hamsy to blow up his microwave. Besides that, they get along well.

Jack
Although Jack can sometimes be untolerable to Wumbo, he doesn't really have any personal issues with him. Despite everything that he talks about and the occasional "dnc" moment, he thinks Jack is a nice enough person. Still plans to put him in a TV one day "just do to a little trolling."